{"id":11059,"date":"2011-06-17T13:55:24","date_gmt":"2011-06-17T12:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/?p=11059"},"modified":"2011-06-19T10:19:54","modified_gmt":"2011-06-19T09:19:54","slug":"baseball-classic-baseball-classical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/?p=11059","title":{"rendered":"Baseball Classic, Baseball Classical"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I compared Major League Baseball to long distance running, the NFL to a sprint, the NHL to a relay, and the NBA to hurdles.<\/p>\n<p>As I said, MLB is definitely a long ol\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 season and, compared to the seasons of America\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s other \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcbig four\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 sports, the NFL is lighting quick. Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ask me why I thought NHL was a relay or NBA was hurdles, honestly I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t tell you. It kind of sounds right, but I have no real basis for that statement. Maybe the relay baton is the hockey stick or puck, and the jumping over hurdles is the jumping of the basketball player.<\/p>\n<p>So this week I thought it might be fun to compare each of these sports with musical styles instead. If I take the list in reverse this time I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll begin with the NBA. To quote the ever-entertaining Steve Carell in his role as Michael Scott in <em>The Office: An American Workplace<\/em>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Football is like rock and roll, it&#8217;s just bam-bam-boo&#8230; And basketball is like jazz, you know? You&#8217;re kind of&#8230; Dupee-doo, dupee-do. It&#8217;s all downbeat, it&#8217;s in the pocket, it&#8217;s like&#8230; Dupee-do, dupee-do, dapee-dah&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dupee-doo dapee-dah indeed Mr.Carell. Basketball is all about the rhythm and flow, just like jazz. And quite rightly American Football is bam-bam-boo, all about getting the job done as loud and proud as possible \u00e2\u20ac\u201c just like rock \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 roll. Except perhaps when all the action is in the courtroom and there&#8217;s a serious threat of there not even being an NFL season this year. In that case it might be the music styling of John Cage&#8217;s 4&#8217;33&#8221; (Just type <em>4&#8217;33 John Cage<\/em> in to your favoured internet video browser to find out exactly what I mean.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-11060\" src=\"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/wp-content\/Conductor-300x233.jpg\" alt=\"Conductor\" width=\"210\" height=\"163\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ice Hockey is a difficult one. Is it some obscure industrial German techno? Is it the gangsta mentality of hip-hop with rival rappers dissing each other and drive-by shootings? With the recent Vancouver Riots after the Stanley Cup loss to the Bruins, Ice Hockey seems violent both on and off the ice.<\/p>\n<p>Now we come to baseball. Which musical genre is the Major League? I would have to suggest classical music.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0Classical music has been around for a while, it knows what it stands for and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not offended if the young whipper-snappers have to listen to a decade or two of bad pop and RnB before they come to appreciate it. Classical music, like baseball, is often long and identified by a series of shorter segments. It has allegro and crescendo, building up and relaxing, and can even carry on a few bars\/innings after you think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s about time it was all over.<\/p>\n<p>Baseball is the only sport which ascribes the word <em>classic<\/em> to several events in the season calendar. Baseball teams work together like the instruments of an orchestra, with the manager as the conductor and the bats as the batons. Make that scoreboard dance!<\/p>\n<p>If you have any alternative comparisons for the \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcbig four\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 or think that baseball is actually more like\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Japanese post-punk with a twist of Jamaican dancehall, let us know below!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which musical genre is the Major League?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[553],"class_list":["post-11059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mlb-2","tag-mlb-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11059"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11160,"href":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11059\/revisions\/11160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}