{"id":6929,"date":"2010-03-10T07:01:23","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T07:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/?p=6929"},"modified":"2010-03-11T07:03:46","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T07:03:46","slug":"book-review-curse-there-ain%e2%80%99t-no-stinking-chicago-cubs-curse-by-james-wolfe-and-mary-ann-presman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/?p=6929","title":{"rendered":"Book Review: Curse? There ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t no stinking Chicago Cubs Curse by James Wolfe and Mary Ann Presman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Curse? There ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t no stinking Chicago Cubs Curse by James Wolfe and Mary Ann Presman (Rensselaer Publishing Group, 2010), 204 pages<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6951\" title=\"CubCurse\" src=\"https:\/\/baseballgb.co.uk\/wp-content\/CubCurse.jpg\" alt=\"CubCurse\" width=\"200\" height=\"224\" \/>\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcCurse? There ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t no stinking Chicago Cubs Curse\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 is a collection of eleven \u00e2\u20ac\u0153stories about sports and gamesmanship\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.\u00c2\u00a0 Four are by James Wolfe, two with a baseball theme and two on golf, and Mary Ann Presman supplies the other seven, exploring relationships and life to a backdrop of \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcBackyard Bocce Ball\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, brothers playing basketball and Scrabble dating evenings among others.<\/p>\n<p>The two baseball-themed stories naturally take precedence in this forum and both are enjoyable reads.<\/p>\n<p>The title story is the most substantial piece in the collection.\u00c2\u00a0 It tells the tale of a rich businessman called Johnny who decides to buy the Chicago Cubs and gleefully runs the organization with the joint intentions of winning the World Series and making lots of money.\u00c2\u00a0 He immediately poaches the best manager in the game and throws his cash around like confetti to assemble the best team money can buy; however this comes at a price. \u00c2\u00a0Cubs fans are able to watch a great team, but they do so at Goldman Sachs Field (the naming rights to Wrigley having been sold to the highest bidder) where advertising billboards take the place of the cherished ivy on the outfield walls and everything, from game tickets to hot dogs, costs a fortune.\u00c2\u00a0 <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The common disagreement over ownership of a sports team (spiritual ownership by the fans, legal ownership\u00c2\u00a0by the businessman) takes the ultimate turn when Johnny makes a bold decision based on the bullish logic of the rich and powerful:\u00c2\u00a0 \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcIf I buy a house, I can live in it.\u00c2\u00a0 If I buy a car, I can drive it. If I buy a company I can run it, even into bankruptcy. If I buy a major league baseball team, I can play on it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122.<\/p>\n<p>The story is told from the wry perspective of Johnny\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s older brother, Frank, who has been charged with turning his sibling\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s dreams into reality since they ran a lemonade stand as kids.\u00c2\u00a0 He provides the foil to Johnny\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s headstrong ways and his organized, matter-of-fact attitude gives you the sense that, yes, he could put his brother\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s plans into action, however outlandish they may be.<\/p>\n<p>Like many good stories, it has a central element of truth to it that draws you in.\u00c2\u00a0 The dream turned into a nightmare of a rich owner buying up a sports team and doing whatever he wishes has been played out in real life many times before and will be countless times again.\u00c2\u00a0 Johnny\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s brutal description of the Cubs fans who don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like his methods, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153a bunch of malcontent losers who don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t deserve a winning team\u00e2\u20ac\u009d, could come from the mouths of plenty of other owners.<\/p>\n<p>By strange coincidence, new owners have recently taken charge of the Chicago Cubs. If you see manager Lou Piniella wearing a pained expression as members of the Ricketts family sit alongside him in the Cubs\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 dugout this season, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t say you weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t warned.<\/p>\n<p>The other baseball-themed story takes us away from the hard-nosed land of MLB team ownership to the innocence of an eight-year-old Little League pitcher.\u00c2\u00a0 The first person narrative allows Wolfe to depict the kid\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s daydreaming while up on the mound: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Rats! I walked him. What a chicken. Hmmm, I wonder what Mom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s planning for dinner?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>While he may be reflecting the mannerisms of his hero Mark Buehrle and other Big League pitchers as he stares in at the catcher, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not quite as in control as he would like you to believe: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not sure, but I think he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s giving me a sign or sumpthin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122. Or maybe he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s waving at his mom\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Reading his thoughts, we recognise the state of trying to be confident and assured on the outside, while having little clue on the inside.\u00c2\u00a0 We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve all been in that situation, although not necessarily up on a pitcher\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mound, and this short story captures that sensation brilliantly in just eight and a half pages.<\/p>\n<p>The non-baseball stories are just as effective and entertaining, highlighting the different ways in which sports and games form a backdrop to life and bring people together.\u00c2\u00a0 We see the tensions and acting between relatives in \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcBackyard Bocce Ball\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 as the main character\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s older brother brings his new much-younger wife to a family get-together, and the way a father\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s death lifts a burden from his two sons and brings new light to their relationship while shooting hoops in \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcH-O-R-S-E\u00e2\u20ac\u2122. \u00c2\u00a0And you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re guaranteed to squirm along to \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcStraight Shooter\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, as a thirteen year old girl is given a sex education lesson by her grandfather at the pool hall (\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Lucy was glad it was dark in here \u00e2\u20ac\u201c she was sure her face was bright red. She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d never heard Grandpa Craig talk like this\u00e2\u20ac\u009d).<\/p>\n<p>It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not strictly a baseball book, but the two baseball tales give me an excuse to review it here. Wolfe and Presman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s styles mesh together well and the overall mix of characters and settings makes this collection enjoyable to read from cover-to-cover, or to dip into one story at a time.<\/p>\n<p><em>Have you read \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Curse? There ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t no stinking Chicago Cubs Curse\u00e2\u20ac\u009d? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section below. Can you recommend any other similar books? 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